Rowan and I this evening in the bath:
"Neutrogena face soap."
"Can I have some?"
"No, it's for grown ups."
"I wanna be a grown up."
"There's more to being a grown up than just wanting to be a grown up. You have to be like 20 years old, not 4. You need to have a job and pay your bills."
"And you can't fart in the tub."