Luckily for me I have been blessed
I'm getting a nose job. Not what you think and the red tape hoops will be many. The aggravation will be large. Expect to see lots of !#$$%%$ and cursing several generations of someone's family for any perceived slights. You'll understand when I write about my love for insurance.
I'm registered to run in an actual race...with other people that run, like for real. I'm hoping there will be at least one person pushing their 50 pound stroller with their 3 year old and then I'm guarranteed not to come in last.
I hope to see you soon with progress in these 2 fortuitous subjects.